May 2012
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
Of course I'll clean my room, mom. →
smokeporch:
GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
danabnormal23:
are you going through my blog or are you just that far back in your dashboard
If you're reading this I want you to know that you...
My mother never knows how to close my door after...
viet-love-pho-ever:
hyacin-th:
no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
"Mom I think I'm dying" "I don't care you're still... →
10knotes:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too...
sodamnrelatable:
via laugh-addict
I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with...
Me a few years ago: fake name fake location fake age fake dog name put on mask if someone asks for a picture change voice if calling someone
Me now: lol do u guys wanna know my blood type
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
snoopdeer:
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
Getting food at night and trying not to wake your...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers: me: strangers: me: strangers: me: i bet you’re wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today, hello
School is almost over.