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That awkward moment when you know a word in...
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Of course I'll clean my room, mom. →
smokeporch: GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
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If you're reading this I want you to know that you...
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My mother never knows how to close my door after...
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hyacin-th: no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
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"Mom I think I'm dying" "I don't care you're still... →
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99.9% of the people on this website are stupid i am the 1% dumbass you mean 0.1%
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sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too...
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I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with...
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Me a few years ago: fake name fake location fake age fake dog name put on mask if someone asks for a picture change voice if calling someone
Me now: lol do u guys wanna know my blood type
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me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it  he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
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Getting food at night and trying not to wake your...
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coepi: things i am scared of doing:  ordering food in a restaurant  walking down a busy high street on my own  talking to people on the phone  eating in front of people  asking for help in a shop  meeting new people  being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know  the future looks bright for me 
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awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers strangers: me: strangers: me: strangers: me: i bet you’re wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today, hello
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School is almost over.
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